My planned departure for the
mountains was delayed by a sloth. At least their hands and claws remind me of a
sloth—in fact, that is about the only part of the animal that is in the leastways
sloth-like. I took one last look around my lander before lifting off, only to
discover this Pseudosloth sleeping beneath it. Though the lander was once an
ancient heavy lifter, its engine was one of the first things replaced. I could
have easily lifted off without harming the creature thanks to the
propellant-less Space Drive. Instead, I decided to try and capture this
creature and study him while in the mountains. I doubt a week of captivity
would harm the creature. The blank look in its open eye left me suspecting the
creature probably would not have a clue what was happening.
What
was once the cargo hold of a heavy lifter is now an extensive biology lab. I
adapted one of the isolation labs to serve as a terrarium for the Pseudosloth.
I even went as far as to spend an hour bringing in sand and rocks for the
creature. No point in unduly stressing it out. Since I planned to bring in
specimens long before I arrived, I included adjustable lights within each
chamber. With a simple command, the ship’s AI toggled them from the
yellow/white light of Sol to a dimmer, redder light more comfortable to the
creature. Every time I stepped out of the brightness of my lander into the
relative dimness of the Sun Spot Desert, I feel more like I am entering a
cooler place. Only looking at the temperature gauge on my E-suit’s HUD reminds
me that this desert is closer to boiling than freezing. I left the isolation
chamber at around three hundred forty Kelvins.
Catching
the Pseudosloth proved far simpler than I expected. The creature paid little
attention to me. Whatever smells that remain on my E-suit from inside my own
atmosphere meant very little to the animal. When my boot crunched on a
particularly brittle piece of stone, the Pseudosloth’s head bolted straight up.
Its eyes scanned all around me, but never once focused on me. Billions of years
of evolution never prepared any creature for an alien encounter. Even a species
as intelligent as my own (or so we claim) had its own difficulty in wrapping
out collective heads around the concept of life off Earth.
The
Pseudosloth is a rather rotund creature, with a fat tail. I suspect, and later
confirm, the fat tail is just that; a fat reserve. Lying down, the animal does
not appear nearly as large as its true size. As I step even closer, the narrow
(and sharply beaked) head finally turns my way. The dull eyes register that
something is approaching, but the animal’s small brain cannot understand the
nature of the danger. As the Pseudosloth stands, I am surprised to see the
animal is as tall on all fours as I am standing up. I begin to wonder if the
isolation chamber will even hold the fellow.
It
would, but the fit would be like a turtle in a glass bowl; functional and not
as comfortable as I would like. Misjudging the animal’s size, I back off for a
moment and reevaluate my strategy. An animal lighter than me I was prepared to
haul inside. E-suits might not be powered armor, but their mechanical
assistance would allow me to carry my own weight. The Pseudosloth is probably
twice my size. Too bad teleportation was physically impossible; it would be a
really useful tool at moments like this—even if it did kill the original in the
process.
In
the end, all those worries proved themselves moot. When I made another, more
assertive move on the Pseudosloth, it might not have understood the nature of
the danger, but it understood danger stood before it. I never would have
imagined a creature that knuckle-walked could move so fast. Perhaps Pseudosloth
was not the best name for the creature, but I could not help but make the
association with the extinct ground sloth. Oh well, I still have more than two
months left on the planet, and I am bound to capture a live specimen sooner or
later.
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